I’m probably just as guilty as the next. My favorite good email signature of all time is, “The seven most dreaded words in the English language — I had the strangest dream last night.” It’s good because it’s true. Nothing worse than hearing about someone’s lame fragmented dream that they can hardly remember less adequately describe. Example — So, like we we’re in this room which was like my brother’s room when he was five, but it wasn’t and it was dark and like weird, and there was someone chasing us that was scary, but not like Freddy Krueger scary more just ominous scary? Anyway, here are a bunch of annoying email signatures.