It’s the only thing that’s been really on my mind, so I’m just gonna throw it out there. I resisted it yesterday.
So, I’m waiting for more details on the terror plot that has been screaming across every major news outlet, “Watch us! Watch us! We’ve got news tickers and a blinking yellow light letting you know in 2 second intervals the status of our current terror threat.”
Good God, I hope they blow something up soon! I’m gonna smoke some crack while I wait this out.
I’m waiting for the details that aren’t so hot for news outlets. Like it was a gerbil and a lost Canadian. For me it’s a knee jerk reaction to the eventual politicizing of this most recent threat.
So, “Thanks Scotland Yard. Our guys have their heads up their butts right now.”