What I learned from watching three minutes of daytime television.
October 2, 2006 – 2:56 pmFrom NBC’s new soap opera, Passions:
“Happy girls don’t mutilate themselves.”
From NBC’s new soap opera, Passions:
“Happy girls don’t mutilate themselves.”
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5 Responses to “What I learned from watching three minutes of daytime television.”
Passions has been around for a few years…
By Paula on Oct 2, 2006
What I wouldn’t do for some Santa Barbara and Another World in my life again. Passions is the shit at the BOTTOM of the shit pile. *Sigh*
By Megan on Oct 2, 2006
passions. you think they could’ve come up with a better name.
passions.
i’m going to start using that as a reply to my ever-questioning husband.
“honey. why don’t you put the dirty dishes in the dishwasher rather than leave them in the sink?”
“PASSIONS…..”
“angela. why do you keep leaving the back door unlocked?”
“PASSIONS….”
maybe i’ll throw in a hand move for added flare.
By angela on Oct 2, 2006
Huh. For some reason I was under the impression it was new. Thanks a lot tvguide.com. Still though, this is my kind of soap. So bad, it turns to good.
By Teddy on Oct 2, 2006
Foomanted – you totally missed out on the best days in Passion’s history…they’re used to be a little person on there who was sometimes a doll, sometimes a human. Tabitha, the witch, was his master or mistress or whatever. Charity used to turn into a monster, because she was under a spell, thanks to Tabitha. Sick shit. But, I watched it. And, I’ll admit, I sometimes tune in on days off. I know it’s the shit at the bottom of the pile, but whatever.
By Megan on Oct 2, 2006