There is a time and place for seeing a stranger’s bare ass. You need to be in a certain mindset, like spring break.
So, when I sat in my car at the gas station parking lot, packing my cigarettes before I went to work let’s just say I was lessed than thrilled when I was full on mooned. It was close quarters too.
Some punks in a SUV next to me. They honked the horn. I looked and WHAP! Cheeks, balls and everything.
I wish I could say I did something witty but I didn’t. I just turned away as they laughed. Eventually I looked over and smiled a bit shaking my head. The mooner got out of the SUV, waved to me and walked toward the gas station, treating me to another mooning.