It’s been awhile, if ever
October 13, 2006 – 8:58 amThere is a time and place for seeing a stranger’s bare ass. You need to be in a certain mindset, like spring break.
So, when I sat in my car at the gas station parking lot, packing my cigarettes before I went to work let’s just say I was lessed than thrilled when I was full on mooned. It was close quarters too.
Some punks in a SUV next to me. They honked the horn. I looked and WHAP! Cheeks, balls and everything.
I wish I could say I did something witty but I didn’t. I just turned away as they laughed. Eventually I looked over and smiled a bit shaking my head. The mooner got out of the SUV, waved to me and walked toward the gas station, treating me to another mooning.
5 Responses to “It’s been awhile, if ever”
i can’t believe it. i can’t believe you didn’t have a rebuttal.
By angela on Oct 13, 2006
i can’t believe you didn’t have your camera out.
By Kari on Oct 13, 2006
Rebuttal. I should’ve honked my horn. Then everyone would’ve got mooned. Especially during that second mooning he gave me. It was really stupid.
Haha Kari. Just what I need. A picture of some punk’s balls.
By Teddy on Oct 13, 2006
Holy fucking random!
By Megan on Oct 15, 2006
You got attacked by Mooninites! At least they didn’t spank you with moon rocks. How bizarre. I wonder what it was about you that prompted the mooning.
By Rachel on Oct 17, 2006