At Target tonight

Near the trash compactor. Very full. Imagine tubs of overflowing trash. The smell of pizza and old coffee grounds. Not to mention the refuse from the bathrooms.

“It looks like you have a landfill here.”

“Yes. We do. We are thinking of selling to the county.”

“Oh really?”

“We’re gonna sell the property but retain control of it.”

“It really is a mess.”

“True. However, our landfill will now be subsidized by the government and the cost of operations will be defrayed at the taxpayer’s expense.”

“Haha. That’s about the funniest thing I’ve heard today.”

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