Archive for the ‘Current Events’ Category

What I realized this morning after banging my head off the ottoman

Friday, December 29th, 2006

That global warming really does make our neighbors' lawns beautiful in late December.

I voted

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Vote early. Vote often. But don't vote Republican.

Logical conclusion, my tricky mind

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

The New York Times online is usually the first news source I check for the day. Mostly because they don't hyperventilate their headlines. Today I read the headline as, "Walmart Said to be Acquiring China."

This aggression will not stand, man

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

Lately, I wake up in the morning, read my online news sites and carefully reach for my bottle of valium. Who needs coffee anymore? I don't need to go over the headlines. We're all aware of what's been in the news lately. I think what are these seemingly normal people thinking? ...

Ravenous news dogs

Friday, August 11th, 2006

It's the only thing that's been really on my mind, so I'm just gonna throw it out there. I resisted it yesterday. So, I'm waiting for more details on the terror plot that has been screaming across every major news outlet, "Watch us! Watch us! We've got news tickers and a ...