Regarding the ledge at the public library

November 7, 2010 – 10:23 am

It is my favorite spot to skateboard. It has a one foot high ledge made of “Winona Travertine” a local limestone that runs around the building and grinds like a dream. The sidewalk around it however, is total shit. It is rough and provides plenty of cracks to catch a wheel on.  In fact there are really only two good places to skate it. There is the Johnson Street side (the more fairer of the two) and the Fifth Street side. At night I prefer the Fifth Street side because of the two brightly lit lamp posts that, oddly enough, light an entrance that is no longer used. At first glance there doesn’t seem to be an approachable way to make it to the ledge but after a closer look I found that if I place my board right after a very large lip in the seam of the sidewalk I can make a decent approach with about three hard pushes.

And that is how it goes in Winona. Late in the summer I put together a video that was supposed to be some sort of guide to skateboarding in southeastern Minnesota. The video turned out to be me making jokes about myself interspersed with mediocre skateboarding at best and the retelling of an injury (at a skateboard park ironically enough). What I should of talked about in the video is the widespread decline of street and sidewalk quality in the area. Like I said, total shit. I have slammed hard, very hard twice this year just from hitting a lip on a raised sidewalk. Both times drew blood. Once in front of my beloved library.

So, approach is everything. Before you start getting any fancy ideas about that nice looking ledge next to the four set or the long three set by the library, make sure you check your approach. Consider how many pushes you will need to get up to speed. How many seams will you cross? What will be the state of your balance and speed right before you make your leap to success or doom? A lot of times I push too many times and literally have about a second to gain my balance and set myself up before I plunge over the ledge and down onto the sidewalk below. It’s exhilarating when it works. Painful when it doesn’t.

I do keep hope though. Perhaps city officials will take notice of the general decay of pedestrian pathways and avenues in our city and take a corrective course of action. Some sort of urban renewal in our down economy might take place since people will be less likely to afford automobiles and health services for the common aches and pains of our plump society. Like, people will start walking again. This is just my theory on why we have so many shitty sidewalks. No reason to go downtown. No reason to fix sidewalks. Once again, thank you Walmart and Target for wrecking our downtown sidewalks. (BTW – you guys also sell shitty skateboards).

I’m very fond of our public library and I am happy to see that renovations are being made inside. A recent trend lately has been turning libraries into “For Profit” organizations. I can only imagine a “Walmart People First Library” or a Target branded library complete with an advertisement supported collection (Swiffer presents The Berenstain Bears and the Messy Room!).  Oh, the horror. The horror. Also the thought of a rent-a-cop shooing me on from my favorite skate spot is annoying. No one bothers me where I am now. I’d like to think the library likes the attention I’m giving it. Like someone is actually here. Hanging out. We’re a hangout! I can only hope more people will follow my lead, pick up skateboards, and join me at the library.


We had Bugs, they have SpongeBob

October 30, 2010 – 9:00 am

I didn’t plan to wake up this fine Saturday morning and write a comparison between Bugs Bunny and SpongeBob SquarePants but it seems that is the road I am heading down. Regardless of the similarities and differences, SpongeBob is king in our house and when Rhen and I went downstairs to turn on SpongeBob this morning and found it was not on (hard to believe since it usually runs in 8 hour blocks on Nickelodeon) the disappointment in front of the TV was palpable.

And that’s when the Roku comes into play. A device that allows video streaming onto your television. Netflix is the default channel on our Roku box but there are other options too. Needless to say, SpongeBob is always available in our house. And to steal a line from Mr. Hornsby, that’s just the way it is.

Anyway my  kid is totally freaking out about Halloween right now. He just screamed, “BUT IT IS HALLOWEEN”. Sorry, not until tomorrow champ even though the celebrations about town have started today. Tonight the bar down the street will have Halloween karaoke going full blast which is always amusing. I don’t smoke anymore so it is unlikely I will go outside to hear the festivities but maybe I’ll make a special trip out just to hear “Werewolves of London” or “White Wedding”.  Perhaps I will even see some people in the spirit of the holiday. For an amusing read on how different age groups celebrate Halloween read this:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/halloween

Happy Halloweeny folks.


Do over

October 18, 2010 – 6:42 am

Yesterday I awoke to a completely backed up kitchen drain (it had been slow but not stopped) that ended in replacing the entire drain trap and connecting plumbing. Let me tell you – PVC pipe cement is not to be messed with! After the innocent slaughter of millions of brain cells I decided I had the wrong fitting to finish the connection (haha, PVC pipe cement fail). Driving to Menard’s was not an option considering the level of highness I had attained from the cement so I wandered into Ace Hardware which is only a few blocks away and thought, “I now know why huffing is popularz with the KIDZZZZZZ. WEEEEEEEEEE!” I found my PVC piece and went back home to finish the job. The new drain trap installed and four bottles of Drain-O fixed the problem. RIP Sunday’s brain cells. Godspeed.


Ahead of myself

October 12, 2010 – 9:26 pm

For the past year I have pretended that I am 38 when I am actually 37. My birthday is in a couple weeks. 38 is going to be the longest year ever and I’m totally alright with that having practiced for the past year.


Put myself up to it

October 9, 2010 – 10:27 pm

The neighbors across the street have their Halloween decorations up and it is looking pretty awesome. A sure sign that autumn is underway and that winter is regrettably and undeniably around the corner. My relationship with fall is love/hate. I mean, seriously, step outside during the middle of October and have your mind continually blown by the colors, smells and texture of the air. In the midst of this seasonal splendor a sense of fatalism sets in and I start to think of shoveling the driveway clear of snow while listening to the Beach Boy’s “Good Vibrations” in a manner that is both tragic and beautiful. I am faraway during this moment and I wish I could take a picture of it

But now is the hurried time to flip skateboards and grind trucks. The end days are upon the skateboarding season and I should go for broke.

But I’m not feeling it. I took my lumps this summer. Three times I sprained my ankle. Countless abrasions. Two really, really bad bails. One of those two that had actually scared me and the family at the levee that saw it.

Or the time I lost my balance on a tail slide at Silver Lake and landed hard on my back and put a nasty lump on my thigh.

And of course, the tragic suicide at the Silver Lake Skate Park. So sad. Mourners still come while I skate the park during my lunch break.

I have my sights set on three targets for the end of the skateboard season. The old middle school west building stair case. The science building’s west stair case and the Winona levee’s gap near the ice cream shop. I should take a week off. Just to find my footing and get it down on video. I think I’d do that levee gap (it’s a big one, but not impossible – I think I have the ability) if someone were doing the video. Put myself up to it.

So anyway, this is now -

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It’s been a great day. The weather is wonderful. I have the best family ever. And more good stuff is to come. I am 37 years old. I will soon be 38- I cannot wait. This is just the beginning.


My great sk8 vidz

October 3, 2010 – 2:01 pm

My Great SK8 Video from tedfoo on Vimeo.


This sick interlude, with all of my heart, part II

September 26, 2010 – 9:09 pm

While putting together a couple more sequences I thought, how can anyone put together the three hour bowel clenching mega drama Titanic much less a five minute skateboard video? After two minutes I feel that my ideas are shot and I’ve dug deep in my bag of tricks and came up short to keep the viewer’s interest and well, my own.

Nonetheless, I push forward- actually I’m pretty sure what I need to do in order to get the show back on track. I have three more sequences to shoot and it should be good.

1. Memory Lane

2. Eyota

3. Silver Lake, again.


This sick interlude, with all of my heart

September 25, 2010 – 9:38 pm

I’m crappy sick. Nothing horrible or emergency room inducing but crappy enough to complain about it. On a blog, nonetheless. On my way down to the kitchen to find my cough drops (lemon honey) I found C_ looking at our new license plates for the Camry. She pointed out that it no longer simply says “Minnesota” on the top part of the plate that designate your vehicle’s state license but “Minnesota.com”. Excuse me/ I hate having an opinion on this one but I’m sorry, I do not drive my vehicle in the state of MINNESOTA.COM. Yet as I write this I am fighting an incredible urge to visit Minnesota.com. Well played Minnesota. Well played. Hopefully it will put money in the state coffers. We are running a bit low on funds as of late.

Other news in my life is the “My Gr8 Skateboard Video” I’m working on. I already have completed two sequences and am quite pleased with it. Being sick (and the effing rain) is not lending to its completion though. I have about a month left before the threat of snow becomes very real. Snow sucks and winter sucks. I may be very well visiting an indoor skate park this winter. Or California. I hate the fact that I even brought it up but there is a video coming! I put up a promo below this post.

Other than an ass kicking cold, everything is just great. The fish are good, the dog is good, and my lovely wife and brilliant child are good too. Everything is good good good.

Except for that “Minnesota.com” license plate. Seriously.

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